.....so snail mail it is?

was all of those other things supposed to be bad? or did they just happen like that..like Jack?

that one kinda answers it self. Tool = tools to help u cope =D and for $3.99 you can get a second Tool if u call in the next 5 seconds! THAT'S RIGHT! just $3.99!

why do microwaves blow everything up?

because the aliens drugged us so we wouldn't tell about their abductions and experiments.

why are new walls always painted white?

because the carrots are secretly infused with beans so he farts all the time, but you don't know that.

What is Spring?

because their small, ears are their only threatening weapon. BEWARE OF THE SHARP EARS. and it also helps to distinguish them from midgets.

why is the music business booming?

because the shirts weren't made for a superhuman like you

why do girls in games wear clothes that barely hold their boobs in? (staring at game ad next to reply box)

because if they didn't start the trend who will?

why do we need memoirs?

lol sorta

a piece of poop that got hardened over time and stuffed with "minerals" which is probably smaller particles of poo and then its compressed and then WA-LAH you have rocks. ...stone...

how did the Earth start?

alright, this basically is like the Part I
instructions for newbies--->> COPY AND PASTE!

ok, so basically, you just answer the question of the person before you but your answer has to be outrageous. the more outrageous the funner *please try not to insult others *

ps: thanks to void for topic

example: [person before you]
-answers previous question blah blah-

Q: Why don't elephants fly?
-------------------------------------------
new person:

because airfare is too expensive. Fly Orbitz today!

-and asks new question-

ohh ohhh me 1st! (^_^)

why do people love to dance?

I am God. DUHHHH!

:pacman: alright, i'm tired of Part I lol, you guys can still fill this up but i started another one (party of 2) just in case i'm not here when you people need part 2. So go APE-CRAP over this.

why must everything cost money?

by beating it at mocking. DUH (>_<) lol

how come you guys are suddenly so interested in this thread? It was good when i posted it 1st and then it DIED and not it's all super back. Should i make a new one if it meets the limit? ***serious question***

what is love? (inspired by songg~)

because it's the new trend and everyone is a butt head anyway

why are tree trunks brown?

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merged: 02-17-2008 ~ 03:57am
49 more to GOOOO

i want chocolate cookies!

EASTER BUNNY! O_o

merged: 02-12-2008 ~ 07:01am
oooh we're so close to the cut off!

Good morning starshine! The Earth says hellooooo! =D

lol rest in piles..that's a good one ^-^. Well Poke'mon died for me when i was in 3rd grade. They're fun to reminisce about. I used to be able to name all the Poke'mon, now i can't even name the basic one's.

......that was just cruel....

merged: 02-10-2008 ~ 11:08am
*ghost comes back with army of other dead pokemon, slaughters mav and takes over the world*

PIIKAAA-CHUUUUUUU *electrocutes everyone*

lol it's just a bunch of people taking on a role in a castle. We hardly role play anymore but you are welcome to join and be apart of the family ^-^.

its coldddddd! i cant feel my fingers!
shorty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the furrr, everybudy in the club lookin at herrrr
XD
she hit the floor next thing you know she got low low lowww

Elephants are big because long long ago an elephant made fun of God for being big, so God made the elephant big as punishment.

Why is everyone so obsessed with aliens?